Sunday, March 23, 2008

Six

Time of Day: Afternoon

Journey:
Mall ---> Home

Situation: A passenger, clearly fresh from work, gets on the bus with several bags, including one from the LCBO. Every couple of minutes, he fishes a cranberry tinted bottle of Bacardi Breezer out of the bag, to take a swig.

Why it's annoying:

It's the middle of the afternoon, you're on a bus and you're drinking Bacardi Breezer's...really?

The bus is unpleasant enough without a drunken party at the back, in the middle of the afternoon!

Wait until you get home and man up; buy a less girly drink!

The Crabby Librarian

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I should really just close my eyes and sleep

Dateline, this morning, 8:30AM.

Back of the bus, she takes out the bag, she considers it...and then goes for it.

She opens the large bag of Skittles at 8:30AM and dumps the entire thing in her mouth.

Good morning indeed.

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Dateline, this morning, 8:35AM

Back of the bus, or Nearly the back. He looks behind him, considers it, then stays put.

He is a smarmy bastard, you can tell by looking at him, and he moves up the stairs, but not directly to the back, we could have fit more people, 6 more...instead we left them at the stop. But McSmarmy didn't scuff his shoes, so it worked out alright.

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The Crabby Librarian

Sunday, March 9, 2008

A Public Service Message - Commuting

Stop...staring...at...me.

Please and thank-you.

It's impolite and it kinda freaks me out, but mostly, mostly it bugs me.

I am not one to be trifled with, I'm crabby and not afraid to show it.

The Crabby Librarian